Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?
What The Experts Had To Say...
Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the other side
Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
Arthur Andersen (consultant):
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was
threatening it dominant market position. The
chicken was faced with significant challenges
create and develop the competences required for
the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a
partnering relationship with the client,helped the
chicken by rethinking its physical distribution
strategy and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies,
knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken people, processes and technology in
support of its overall strategy within a Program
Management framework.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.
Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely
they would need more than one driver to access
the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle
of the road.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck
was this chicken doing walking around all over the
place anyway?"
Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook.
Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes...the foreign powers
should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and
just leave our chickens alone.. If they want
to... 'apa nama' cross the road, they should be
allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a
democratic country; we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do... as long as they don't
threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the
government...and if they plan to do so... we won't
hesitate to use the ISA...
Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar kabar angin ini semua...
biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk
memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam
semua... jangan percaya... jangan percaya...
Sammy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun Kalau itu
ayam mahu pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya
juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........
Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-
ayam itu sedang melintas jalan. Mereka bukan
sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang najis
diatas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang
paling hebat di maya ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu
ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih
ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas
jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan.........Ayam di
jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...
Wan Kamarudin (NTV7's EDISI SIASAT):
apa kejadahnyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban
ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik menganga saja.
Zainal Ariffin Ismail (TV3's MISTERI NUSANTARA:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat
ayam-ayam ini melintasi jalan-jalan di kampung ini
pada waktu malam. Ada yang menyatakan ayam-
ayam ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga
mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan peristiwa silam di
kampung ini. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat
ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya
akhiri, "Jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi
misteri........."
Zainal Alam Kadir:
"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."
Ayam:
Suka hati lah...